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man woman surname opposites natalie portman suffix
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I have the weirdest... well, you get the idea. - Matty Malaprop

literalism gay Before And After opposites straight double meaning straitjacket
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Woah woah woah! We here in the very LGBT-friendly city of Seattle far prefer the term fabulousjackets, thank you very much! - Matty Malaprop

after before Edgar Allan Poe opposites Po po' rich slang
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And they said he could never make an easy living off his art! - Matty Malaprop

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comparison entrepreneur newer older opposites similar sounding suffix
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Given the age of Facebook at this point, I wouldn't exactly call Zuckerberg an entrepreneur. Maybe an entrepremiddleaged? - Matty Malaprop

saruman shoop man Lord of the Rings opposites girl suffix
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Awwwwwwwwwwwww Saru-tan that bow makes you look JUST LIKE Hello Kitty and it's soooooooo cuuuuuute! - Matty Malaprop