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By Unknown
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At full strength, one of them makes you feel powerful, while the other one shuts you down completely. - Matty Malaprop

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Given the age of Facebook at this point, I wouldn't exactly call Zuckerberg an entrepreneur. Maybe an entrepremiddleaged? - Matty Malaprop

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By Sofa-Knee (Via: Sofa-Knee)
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Punmaster Sofa-Knee says: "'The smartest bell is the Nobel.' - The Man"

I don't know which "man" Sofa-Knee is referring to, but I'm quite fond of the quote! - Matty Malaprop

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His happy face may still be somewhat gorgon-esque, but at least he isn't Howard Stern... - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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I mean, how could you possibly snap-judge a person's truthfulness like that? Shame on you, xyzpdq1. - Matty Malaprop

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And I can tell it's a stretch by the pixels, and having seen quite a few stretched images in my time. - Matty Malaprop