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sarah jessica parker,surname,driving,driver,Before And After,opposites,parking
By Unknown
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Let's hope she's not parked in front of a fire hydrant in the left image... otherwise she'll end up as Sarah Jessica Fightingwithatowingservice! - Matty Malaprop

construction,destruction,Mass,opposites,similar sounding,weapons,wmd,wmds
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I kind of take issue with this pun; A simple piece of heavy machinery can't construct mass! That's just crazy talk! - Matty Malaprop

bell,smart,literalism,dumbbell,dumb,opposites
By Sofa-Knee ( Via: Sofa-Knee)
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Punmaster Sofa-Knee says: "'The smartest bell is the Nobel.' - The Man"

I don't know which "man" Sofa-Knee is referring to, but I'm quite fond of the quote! - Matty Malaprop

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