Makes Sense to Me!

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on,neon,off,literalism,opposites,suffix
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Punmaster Sofa-Knee (The Man) says: "I don't see N-E reason why I shouldn't make another joke about neon right now."

Glad to see we're on the same page, Sofa-Knee. You've been O-N us here at So Much Pun a neon joke for a while now (I think? I don't know. I just wanted to make a stupid pun!). - Matty Malaprop

They Couldn't Be More Opposite

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contrast,double meaning,eye,homophone,homophones,literalism,opposites,wife,wi-fi
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At full strength, one of them makes you feel powerful, while the other one shuts you down completely. - Matty Malaprop

With Great Facial Hair Comes Great Responsibility

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after,before,comparison,ice,ice cube,literalism,opposites,shaved,shaved ice,unshaved
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I just hope this intrepid cube doesn't melt under all the pressure. - Matty Malaprop

It's Still Difficult to Tell the Difference...

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david stern,expression,face,happy,opposites,stern,surname
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His happy face may still be somewhat gorgon-esque, but at least he isn't Howard Stern... - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: JaWherever You Are

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Just don't rub him the wrong way, and you won't ever have to worry about him being all JaUp in your business. - Matty Malaprop

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