opposites

close,far,literalism,opposites,santa,santa claus,similar sounding
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And I can tell it's a stretch by the pixels, and having seen quite a few stretched images in my time. - Matty Malaprop

contrast,double meaning,eye,homophone,homophones,literalism,opposites,wife,wi-fi
By Unknown
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At full strength, one of them makes you feel powerful, while the other one shuts you down completely. - Matty Malaprop

bell,smart,literalism,dumbbell,dumb,opposites
By Sofa-Knee ( Via: Sofa-Knee)
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Punmaster Sofa-Knee says: "'The smartest bell is the Nobel.' - The Man"

I don't know which "man" Sofa-Knee is referring to, but I'm quite fond of the quote! - Matty Malaprop

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