Acute geometry pun

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Acute geometry pun
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If geometry isn't your area, you might get in a right tangle with this one.

Space Travel is a Two-Way Street

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Space Travel is a Two-Way Street
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There was a beginning and there was an ending, but I think we can all agree that Star Trek in toto was truly the full package. - Matty Malaprop

Hehe. Jacksoff.

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Hehe. Jacksoff.
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Michael Jackson: Bringing out the perverted 12-year-old inside each and every one of us. OH WAIT. - Matty Malaprop

Why Does the Drag-On Have Sideburns?

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Why Does the Drag-On Have Sideburns?
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By MeGustaDragons
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No offense Mrs. Dragon, but when my partner grows sweeter mutton chops than I do, I tend to get a little turned off... - Matty Malaprop

Man, The Spotlight Does Not Do Him Any Favors

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Man, The Spotlight Does Not Do Him Any Favors
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And here I thought Weird Al was the one who was supposed to be white and nerdy... - Matty Malaprop

Because Less is Moore... Right?

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Because Less is Moore... Right?
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Oh right, he WASN'T the guy who created Supersize Me. That's the joke! - Matty Malaprop