Back in my day, we just used the damn handle! #CurmudgeonMattyIsCurmudgeonly - Matty Malaprop
Closed mics are tragic things, really. All of their jokes are inside jokes, and they're always told in muffled tones. - Matty Malaprop
Either they printed the wrong label on my box, or I'm really out of shapes... - Matty Malaprop
The Tumblr I first saw this posted on made some stupid comment about dubstep in relation to the above statement. NEWS FLASH: MOSH PITS EXISTED BEFORE DUBSTEP IF YOU WEREN'T ALREADY AWARE, TUMBLR KIDS. - Matty Malaprop
Here's Why You Never Ask the Internet for Help... Ever
Painting Characters Into Thrift Store Paintings Makes Them ...
Outrage of the Day: People Hat This Lion-Killing Dentist
Happens All The Time
Poly Bridge Proves That Most of Us Shouldn't Be Civil Engineers
Here's What Women in Video Games Would Look Like if They ...
Not Sure If Sandwich Shop or Medical Dispensary
Scientology Singalong of the Day: Tom Cruise Joins Jimmy ...
Pick Your Site Name
Tell us more about it