UGH THEY'RE JUST SO DAMN CATCHY!

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UGH THEY'RE JUST SO DAMN CATCHY!
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I ain't even ashamed to admit that. And by that I mean I'm totally and completely ashamed to admit that.

But seriously. Seriously. Click this link. Listen to this song. It will be stuck in your head 5ever. I'm sorry. - Matty Malaprop

If you think One Direction is a terrible band, you're totally Autocowreck.

THAT DOESN'T EVEN SEEM PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE

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THAT DOESN'T EVEN SEEM PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE
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I mean, are they quintuplets conjoined at the boner? I'M INCREDIBLY CONFUSED BY THIS STATEMENT AND ALSO I DON'T THINK I'LL BE ABLE TO SLEEP THANKS TO THE MENTAL IMAGE I JUST CONJURED UP FOR MYSELF EWWWWWWWW. - Matty Malaprop

One Direction Fans...

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One Direction Fans...
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I'm sure they serve some practical purpose somehow, but one-direction fans just aren't my Styles. - Matty Malaprop

Sun Direction

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Sun Direction View Fullscreen
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Is that an actual One Direction lyric? Really? REALLY?? - Matty Malaprop

Please Tell Me This Means We Can Deport Them...

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Please Tell Me This Means We Can Deport Them...
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Don't get me wrong; I strongly disagree with America's immigration policies in many ways. But I do agree with doing whatever is necessary to eradicate music from the face of the Earth, so eh. - Matty Malaprop

The Only Direction I Want to Send Them is Downward

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The Only Direction I Want to Send Them is Downward
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To hell. Because Satan's post-coital joy-screech still sounds roughly a million times better than they do. - Matty Malaprop