What Happens When You Ask for One Ice Cube

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What Happens When You Ask for One Ice Cube
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To be fair, that's a very large ice cube, so at least you'll get some good mileage out of it! - Matty Malaprop

Look! A Unicorn!

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Look! A Unicorn!
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Don't be fooled by its adorable exterior, though. This uni-corn is actually a kernel in its nation's army. - Matty Malaprop

One Keet - Parakeet

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One Keet - Parakeet
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This pun could stand to be more thorough, if you ask me. Whenever I make jokes about bird, I make sure my punchlines are backed up in triplikeet. - Matty Malaprop

Science Seuss!

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Science Seuss!
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Science is always a great use of time, and a better use yet when your science rhymes! - Matty Malaprop

Sorry, I Never Accept Any Work That Isn't Done in Triplikeet

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Sorry, I Never Accept Any Work That Isn't Done in Triplikeet
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Ain't nothin' wrong with being thorough and efficient, if you ask me. I've always been a huge fan of killing two birds with one stone. - Matty Malaprop

Accents Change Everything!

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Accents Change Everything!
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You can always count on Draw Something for people finding creative solutions to vocabulary-related problems. - Matty Malaprop

Thuggin' Like a C-3PO

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Thuggin' Like a C-3PO
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When faced with his impending death while locked in combat against Darth Vader, Obie-Trice Kenobi parted from his mortal frame by simply saying Cheers.

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