May the Force Be With Two

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May the Force Be With Two
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I'm not entirely sure what do w/r/t the blank black box below the twin Kenobis... perhaps it's a representation of the gaping void left in our existence due to his passing? - Matty Malaprop

It's a Hole in One!

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It's a Hole in One!
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... as opposed to a "whole in one," because the idea of phenomenological tautology is probably well beyond the purview of this site. - Matty Malaprop

One Ring To Rule Them All

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One Ring To Rule Them All
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One Ring to Find Them, One Ring to Bring Them All and in the Darkness Bind Them.

The Only Direction I Want to Send Them is Downward

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The Only Direction I Want to Send Them is Downward
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To hell. Because Satan's post-coital joy-screech still sounds roughly a million times better than they do. - Matty Malaprop

One Keet - Parakeet

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One Keet - Parakeet
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This pun could stand to be more thorough, if you ask me. Whenever I make jokes about bird, I make sure my punchlines are backed up in triplikeet. - Matty Malaprop

Sorry, I Never Accept Any Work That Isn't Done in Triplikeet

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Sorry, I Never Accept Any Work That Isn't Done in Triplikeet
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Ain't nothin' wrong with being thorough and efficient, if you ask me. I've always been a huge fan of killing two birds with one stone. - Matty Malaprop

What Happens When You Ask for One Ice Cube

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What Happens When You Ask for One Ice Cube
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To be fair, that's a very large ice cube, so at least you'll get some good mileage out of it! - Matty Malaprop