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Via ziplap
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To be fair, that's a very large ice cube, so at least you'll get some good mileage out of it! - Matty Malaprop

character double meaning golf hole hole in one literalism number one - 4909634816
By Unknown
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... as opposed to a "whole in one," because the idea of phenomenological tautology is probably well beyond the purview of this site. - Matty Malaprop

cup double meaning girls literalism one two two girls one cup - 5374244352
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Oh, so we're calling it a sport now, are we? News to me... - Matty Malaprop

addition day obi-wan kenobi obie trice one similar sounding star wars three two - 6172914432
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When faced with his impending death while locked in combat against Darth Vader, Obie-Trice Kenobi parted from his mortal frame by simply saying Cheers.

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boy band disney do not want gross literalism one one direction radio disney two - 6002849280
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To hell. Because Satan's post-coital joy-screech still sounds roughly a million times better than they do. - Matty Malaprop