Give Me Beans, Give Me Tacos, Give Me Gringos, Give Me Paco!

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Mariachica are gonna be the biggest band since The Beatles, I'm telling ya! - Matty Malaprop

Look! A Unicorn!

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Don't be fooled by its adorable exterior, though. This uni-corn is actually a kernel in its nation's army. - Matty Malaprop

It's a Hole in One!

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... as opposed to a "whole in one," because the idea of phenomenological tautology is probably well beyond the purview of this site. - Matty Malaprop

What Happens When You Ask for One Ice Cube

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To be fair, that's a very large ice cube, so at least you'll get some good mileage out of it! - Matty Malaprop

May the Force Be With Two

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I'm not entirely sure what do w/r/t the blank black box below the twin Kenobis... perhaps it's a representation of the gaping void left in our existence due to his passing? - Matty Malaprop

One Ring To Rule Them All

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One Ring to Find Them, One Ring to Bring Them All and in the Darkness Bind Them.

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