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boy band disney do not want gross literalism one one direction radio disney two - 6002849280
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To hell. Because Satan's post-coital joy-screech still sounds roughly a million times better than they do. - Matty Malaprop

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When faced with his impending death while locked in combat against Darth Vader, Obie-Trice Kenobi parted from his mortal frame by simply saying Cheers.

Happy Star Wars Day! Honor the Jedi within by checking out our Star Wars-themed Cheezburger site!

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Via: ziplap
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To be fair, that's a very large ice cube, so at least you'll get some good mileage out of it! - Matty Malaprop

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I'm not entirely sure what do w/r/t the blank black box below the twin Kenobis... perhaps it's a representation of the gaping void left in our existence due to his passing? - Matty Malaprop

unicorn corn uni latin literalism one double meaning - 6824321792
Via: Cats Are the Priority
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Don't be fooled by its adorable exterior, though. This uni-corn is actually a kernel in its nation's army. - Matty Malaprop

parakeet pair prefix homophone literalism one two - 6686891520
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This pun could stand to be more thorough, if you ask me. Whenever I make jokes about bird, I make sure my punchlines are backed up in triplikeet. - Matty Malaprop