Look! A Unicorn!

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Don't be fooled by its adorable exterior, though. This uni-corn is actually a kernel in its nation's army. - Matty Malaprop

Give Me Beans, Give Me Tacos, Give Me Gringos, Give Me Paco!

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Mariachica are gonna be the biggest band since The Beatles, I'm telling ya! - Matty Malaprop

It's a Hole in One!

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... as opposed to a "whole in one," because the idea of phenomenological tautology is probably well beyond the purview of this site. - Matty Malaprop

Thuggin' Like a C-3PO

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When faced with his impending death while locked in combat against Darth Vader, Obie-Trice Kenobi parted from his mortal frame by simply saying Cheers.

Happy Star Wars Day! Honor the Jedi within by checking out our Star Wars-themed Cheezburger site!

The Oldest Ick in the Book

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Oh, so we're calling it a sport now, are we? News to me... - Matty Malaprop