Such a Binary Creature

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Such a Binary Creature
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King of the jungle? More like king of the modal, amirite? #I'mDefinitelyNotRight - Matty Malaprop

Good for Her!

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Good for Her!
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99.9 percent effective at stopping unexpected pregnancy. 100 percent effective at causing unexpected fall fails. - Matty Malaprop

Makes Sense to Me!

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Makes Sense to Me!
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Punmaster Sofa-Knee (The Man) says: "I don't see N-E reason why I shouldn't make another joke about neon right now."

Glad to see we're on the same page, Sofa-Knee. You've been O-N us here at So Much Pun a neon joke for a while now (I think? I don't know. I just wanted to make a stupid pun!). - Matty Malaprop

I Hate When This Happens!

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I Hate When This Happens!
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I hope you have insurance, friend... - Matty Malaprop

Your Dog Days Are Just Beginning

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Your Dog Days Are Just Beginning
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So it attracts mutts to men like Axe attracts obscene amounts of money to miserable advertisements? - Matty Malaprop

Amon a Boat!

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Amon a Boat!
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Welp, time to go watch every episode of Korra again for the fifth or six time... #IDON'THAVEAPROBLEMTHANKYOUVERYMUCH