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dragon,literalism,off,on,opposite,suffix
By MeGustaDragons
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No offense Mrs. Dragon, but when my partner grows sweeter mutton chops than I do, I tend to get a little turned off... - Matty Malaprop

awful,Awkward,do not want,innuendo,jack,light switch,michael jackson,off,on,opposite
By xyzpdq1
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Michael Jackson: Bringing out the perverted 12-year-old inside each and every one of us. OH WAIT. - Matty Malaprop

body spray,deodorant,literalism,man,on,product,rex,rexona men,similar sounding
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So it attracts mutts to men like Axe attracts obscene amounts of money to miserable advertisements? - Matty Malaprop

binary,lion,literalism,modal,off,on,suffix
By xyzpdq1
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King of the jungle? More like king of the modal, amirite? #I'mDefinitelyNotRight - Matty Malaprop

bun,cinnamon roll,double meaning,idiom,literalism,on,on a roll,roll
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I wonder if any of my users would care if I pas-tried to change this site to be entirely food-centric... DISCUSS IN THE COMMENTS WHILE I GO MAKE MYSELF SOME CINNAMON-Y MORSELS. - Matty Malaprop

browser,browsers,internet,internet explorer,literalism,on,safari
By spartie
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Do you think he might be on the prowl for the elusive Firefox? I bet he wants to mount its taxidermied head to the wall of his Opera. - Matty Malaprop

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