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I hope you have insurance, friend... - Matty Malaprop

Hall of Fame,literalism,log,log off,log on,logs,off,on
By Eric
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I'm just glad most websites nowadays will automatically log you off (unless you tell them to do otherwise) in the event that your Internet connection cuts out. - Matty Malaprop

birth control,double meaning,literalism,on,pill,standing,statistic
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99.9 percent effective at stopping unexpected pregnancy. 100 percent effective at causing unexpected fall fails. - Matty Malaprop

ace of base,again,here,heron,literalism,look,lyrics,me,my,on,own,similar sounding,song,standing
By Smirre
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It sounds like this poor bird really egrets ever leaving you. I guess it just goes to show that love is always fight or flight. - Matty Malaprop

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