Punmaster Sofa-Knee (The Man) says: "I don't see N-E reason why I shouldn't make another joke about neon right now."

Glad to see we're on the same page, Sofa-Knee. You've been O-N us here at So Much Pun a neon joke for a while now (I think? I don't know. I just wanted to make a stupid pun!). - Matty Malaprop

Dear god, this pun is just SO fowl. - Matty Malaprop

Welp, time to go watch every episode of Korra again for the fifth or six time... #IDON'THAVEAPROBLEMTHANKYOUVERYMUCH

I hope you have insurance, friend... - Matty Malaprop

I mean, I know I'm nitpicking here, but seriously. THIS PUN WOULD BE SO MUCH FUNNIER FOR ME IF ONLY I KNEW WHAT KIND OF ROLL YOU WERE LITERALLY ON LADY! - Matty Malaprop

King of the jungle? More like king of the modal, amirite? #I'mDefinitelyNotRight - Matty Malaprop

I'm just glad most websites nowadays will automatically log you off (unless you tell them to do otherwise) in the event that your Internet connection cuts out. - Matty Malaprop