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birth control double meaning literalism on pill standing statistic - 4773122560
By Unknown
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99.9 percent effective at stopping unexpected pregnancy. 100 percent effective at causing unexpected fall fails. - Matty Malaprop

browser browsers internet internet explorer literalism on safari - 5109698560
By spartie
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Do you think he might be on the prowl for the elusive Firefox? I bet he wants to mount its taxidermied head to the wall of his Opera. - Matty Malaprop

water on laptop literalism double meaning - 6687138816
Via: Reddit
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I hope you have insurance, friend... - Matty Malaprop

on neon off literalism opposites suffix - 7045838080
By Sofa-Knee (Via: Sofa Knee)
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Punmaster Sofa-Knee (The Man) says: "I don't see N-E reason why I shouldn't make another joke about neon right now."

Glad to see we're on the same page, Sofa-Knee. You've been O-N us here at So Much Pun a neon joke for a while now (I think? I don't know. I just wanted to make a stupid pun!). - Matty Malaprop

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By MeGustaDragons
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No offense Mrs. Dragon, but when my partner grows sweeter mutton chops than I do, I tend to get a little turned off... - Matty Malaprop

Hall of Fame literalism log log off log on logs off on - 6301688320
By Eric
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I'm just glad most websites nowadays will automatically log you off (unless you tell them to do otherwise) in the event that your Internet connection cuts out. - Matty Malaprop