Why Does the Drag-On Have Sideburns?

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By MeGustaDragons
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No offense Mrs. Dragon, but when my partner grows sweeter mutton chops than I do, I tend to get a little turned off... - Matty Malaprop

I Hate When This Happens!

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I hope you have insurance, friend... - Matty Malaprop

Your Dog Days Are Just Beginning

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So it attracts mutts to men like Axe attracts obscene amounts of money to miserable advertisements? - Matty Malaprop