What Kind of Roll Even is That?

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I mean, I know I'm nitpicking here, but seriously. THIS PUN WOULD BE SO MUCH FUNNIER FOR ME IF ONLY I KNEW WHAT KIND OF ROLL YOU WERE LITERALLY ON LADY! - Matty Malaprop

Your Dog Days Are Just Beginning

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So it attracts mutts to men like Axe attracts obscene amounts of money to miserable advertisements? - Matty Malaprop

The Most Routine of Computer Processes

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I'm just glad most websites nowadays will automatically log you off (unless you tell them to do otherwise) in the event that your Internet connection cuts out. - Matty Malaprop

Ace of Basic Bird Classification

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It sounds like this poor bird really egrets ever leaving you. I guess it just goes to show that love is always fight or flight. - Matty Malaprop

Amon a Boat!

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Welp, time to go watch every episode of Korra again for the fifth or six time... #IDON'THAVEAPROBLEMTHANKYOUVERYMUCH

Such a Binary Creature

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King of the jungle? More like king of the modal, amirite? #I'mDefinitelyNotRight - Matty Malaprop

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