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I hope you have insurance, friend... - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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Michael Jackson: Bringing out the perverted 12-year-old inside each and every one of us. OH WAIT. - Matty Malaprop

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By Eric
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I'm just glad most websites nowadays will automatically log you off (unless you tell them to do otherwise) in the event that your Internet connection cuts out. - Matty Malaprop

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... is his position on your bookshelf relative to the REAL king of The Road. - Matty Malaprop

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99.9 percent effective at stopping unexpected pregnancy. 100 percent effective at causing unexpected fall fails. - Matty Malaprop

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By spartie
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Do you think he might be on the prowl for the elusive Firefox? I bet he wants to mount its taxidermied head to the wall of his Opera. - Matty Malaprop