Because you really haven't lived until you've seen a monk spackle a wall using nothing but a bag of white rice. - Matty Malaprop
I like the way they emphasize the puns with CAPS LOCK. Oh wait. Actually, I don't like that at all. Never mind. - Matty Malaprop
You have all these jouled dreams in your mind, but I think you are going to be shocked when you get torked over later in life. - Matty Malaprop
What a fitting ohmage this is to the concept of oneness in the Zen tradition! - Matty Malaprop
This is proof that a love of science is more than merely a knitche interest! - Matty Malaprop
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