For Alm Your Fixer Upper Needs

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For Alm Your Fixer Upper Needs
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Because you really haven't lived until you've seen a monk spackle a wall using nothing but a bag of white rice. - Matty Malaprop

OHM MY GOD DO WANT

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OHM MY GOD DO WANT
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This is proof that a love of science is more than merely a knitche interest! - Matty Malaprop

Reject the Futility

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Reject the Futility
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What a fitting ohmage this is to the concept of oneness in the Zen tradition! - Matty Malaprop

I Currently Think You Should Just Stop Trying

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I Currently Think You Should Just Stop Trying
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You have all these jouled dreams in your mind, but I think you are going to be shocked when you get torked over later in life. - Matty Malaprop

Fathers Always Come Up With Creative <em>Pun</em>ishments

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Fathers Always Come Up With Creative <em>Pun</em>ishments
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I like the way they emphasize the puns with CAPS LOCK. Oh wait. Actually, I don't like that at all. Never mind. - Matty Malaprop