This is proof that a love of science is more than merely a knitche interest! - Matty Malaprop

Because you really haven't lived until you've seen a monk spackle a wall using nothing but a bag of white rice. - Matty Malaprop

What a fitting ohmage this is to the concept of oneness in the Zen tradition! - Matty Malaprop

I like the way they emphasize the puns with CAPS LOCK. Oh wait. Actually, I don't like that at all. Never mind. - Matty Malaprop

You have all these jouled dreams in your mind, but I think you are going to be shocked when you get torked over later in life. - Matty Malaprop