Why Does the Drag-On Have Sideburns?

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Why Does the Drag-On Have Sideburns?
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By MeGustaDragons
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No offense Mrs. Dragon, but when my partner grows sweeter mutton chops than I do, I tend to get a little turned off... - Matty Malaprop

The Most Routine of Computer Processes

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The Most Routine of Computer Processes
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I'm just glad most websites nowadays will automatically log you off (unless you tell them to do otherwise) in the event that your Internet connection cuts out. - Matty Malaprop

Such a Binary Creature

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Such a Binary Creature
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King of the jungle? More like king of the modal, amirite? #I'mDefinitelyNotRight - Matty Malaprop

Hehe. Jacksoff.

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Hehe. Jacksoff.
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Michael Jackson: Bringing out the perverted 12-year-old inside each and every one of us. OH WAIT. - Matty Malaprop

Vincent Van Gotye

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Vincent Van Gotye
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Even in a post-"Somebody That I Used To Know" world full of Carly Rae Jepsen, Gotye's lasting impression is fairly well undeniable. - Matty Malaprop

That's Not Particularly Reassuring...

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That's Not Particularly Reassuring...
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First time he opens his mouth about a white whale, I'm jacking a lifeboat and rowing the hell out of here. - Matty Malaprop