Why Does the Drag-On Have Sideburns?

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Why Does the Drag-On Have Sideburns?
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By MeGustaDragons
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No offense Mrs. Dragon, but when my partner grows sweeter mutton chops than I do, I tend to get a little turned off... - Matty Malaprop

The Most Routine of Computer Processes

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The Most Routine of Computer Processes
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I'm just glad most websites nowadays will automatically log you off (unless you tell them to do otherwise) in the event that your Internet connection cuts out. - Matty Malaprop

Hehe. Jacksoff.

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Hehe. Jacksoff.
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Michael Jackson: Bringing out the perverted 12-year-old inside each and every one of us. OH WAIT. - Matty Malaprop

Makes Sense to Me!

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Makes Sense to Me!
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Punmaster Sofa-Knee (The Man) says: "I don't see N-E reason why I shouldn't make another joke about neon right now."

Glad to see we're on the same page, Sofa-Knee. You've been O-N us here at So Much Pun a neon joke for a while now (I think? I don't know. I just wanted to make a stupid pun!). - Matty Malaprop