Hehe. Jacksoff.

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Michael Jackson: Bringing out the perverted 12-year-old inside each and every one of us. OH WAIT. - Matty Malaprop

How to Fix a Check Engine Light

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There, I fixed it. Also, nice use of the TLL builder, submitter. - Matty Malaprop

Such a Binary Creature

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King of the jungle? More like king of the modal, amirite? #I'mDefinitelyNotRight - Matty Malaprop

The Most Routine of Computer Processes

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I'm just glad most websites nowadays will automatically log you off (unless you tell them to do otherwise) in the event that your Internet connection cuts out. - Matty Malaprop

Voted Off the Island

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And Yet You Often Find Them on the Floor...

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Vincent Van Gotye

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Even in a post-"Somebody That I Used To Know" world full of Carly Rae Jepsen, Gotye's lasting impression is fairly well undeniable. - Matty Malaprop