Starfish is No Stranger to Being Oysteracized...

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Starfish is No Stranger to Being Oysteracized...
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This. This is precisely why poor Starfish clams up at every big get-together he attends. - Matty Malaprop

Way to School Your Friends, Green

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Way to School Your Friends, Green
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Sharking people out of the pun game... Green's a man (woman?) after my own heart! - Matty Malaprop

Rock Bottom

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Just a little something to tide you over until the next So Much Pun post goes up. - Matty Malaprop

The Specific Ocean...

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The Specific Ocean...
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I. HATE. EVERYONE. I hate Cody H less than Matt Piece, but still. Different degrees, same underlying disgust. - Matty Malaprop

Sea You Soon!

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Sea You Soon!
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I for one shoal never seas schooling you with amazingly shallow water jokes. - Matty Malaprop