The Horcrux of the Joke

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The Horcrux of the Joke
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Did we really overlook the obvious Vole-demort? Punmaker, I am disappoint. - Matty Malaprop

That's Very Inconsiderate of You

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That's Very Inconsiderate of You
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And something that is both nonsensical AND non-cents-sical is certainly worthy of a lot of re-cent-ment. - Matty Malaprop

Touché, Myriad News Outlets

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Touché, Myriad News Outlets
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Suzanne Collins may have written the novels, but these headlines really just write themselves. - Matty Malaprop

Hilariously Stupid Pun FTW

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Hilariously Stupid Pun FTW
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You get it? Because, like, his face is elongated, and stuff. - Matty Malaprop