I Find Your Argument Wholly Irrational!

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I Find Your Argument Wholly Irrational!
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Seems to me like these to just can't see i-to-pi. - Matty Malaprop

Ladies and Gentlemen: Math!

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Ladies and Gentlemen: Math!
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Or at least math in my cray-cray brain-parts. - Matty Malaprop

Inflationary Language

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Stick with this two, punmasters. I know it's a little long, but I promise it will have you laughing the whole six minutes through. - Matty Malaprop

How I Feel on Payday

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How I Feel on Payday
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A nice robust paycheck never fails to unrustle my jimmies. - Matty Malaprop

MAYBE AT LEAST SPELL DEUX CORRECTLY NEXT TIME???

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MAYBE AT LEAST SPELL DEUX CORRECTLY NEXT TIME???
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I mean, come on! Doo-ex means about as much as Kim Jong-Un promising freedom to his people! - Matty Malaprop