Or at least math in my cray-cray brain-parts. - Matty Malaprop

Seems to me like these to just can't see i-to-pi. - Matty Malaprop

A nice robust paycheck never fails to unrustle my jimmies. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, come on! Doo-ex means about as much as Kim Jong-Un promising freedom to his people! - Matty Malaprop

Stick with this two, punmasters. I know it's a little long, but I promise it will have you laughing the whole six minutes through. - Matty Malaprop