Now's the Only Time I Know

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500 Internetz to anyone who wants to shoop my dream wife Karin Dreijer Andersson into this beauty of a temporal pun. - Matty Malaprop

Talk About Censor-y Deprivation

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Do you see what happens, Hitler, when you invade Poland? BLINDNESS HAPPENS. LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES. - Matty Malaprop

I C What You D'd There

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What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop

This Cup Can't Even Handle Me Right Now

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The tumbler, on the other hand, would have no problems keeping the present you contained. - Matty Malaprop

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