The tumbler, on the other hand, would have no problems keeping the present you contained. - Matty Malaprop

Do you see what happens, Hitler, when you invade Poland? BLINDNESS HAPPENS. LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES. - Matty Malaprop

What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop

500 Internetz to anyone who wants to shoop my dream wife Karin Dreijer Andersson into this beauty of a temporal pun. - Matty Malaprop