Their Specialty Drink is the Boo Radley

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Hall of Fame,Harper Lee,mockingbird,name,novel,shop,similar sounding,tequila,To Kill A Mockingbird
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Honestly, I've Always Preferred Bop It...

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a game of thrones,font,game,george r r martin,literalism,novel,rhyming,show,similar sounding,thrones,title,tones
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Literary Pulp at Its Angstiest!

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band,double meaning,literalism,my chemical romance,novel,Pulp,romance,song,trash
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I've heard good things, but I worry this particular piece won't conform to my disCERNing literary taste. - Matty Malaprop

ME PRECIOUS!!!

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adaptation,gollum,Hall of Fame,literalism,lolwut,Lord of the Rings,Movie,movies,novel,novels,Precious,push,sapphire
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Why Sew Sirius?

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batman,Harry Potter,Knitted,Movie,novel,sew,sirius black,the dark knight,the joker,WHY SO SERIOUS,yarn
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Where He Goes to Clear His Troubled Mind

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double meaning,Hall of Fame,house,literalism,little,little house on the prairie,novel,prairie,title
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A Tail of Two Kittehs

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a tale of two cities,cat,Cats,charles dickens,classic,homophone,illusion,literalism,novel,parody,tail,tale,title
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It was the meowst of times, it was the purrst of times, it was the age of whiskers, it was the age of felineness, it was the epoch of lazy, it was the epic of tomfoolery, it was the season of white, it was the season of dark fur, it was the spring of catnip, it was the winter of hairballs, we had all the noms before us, we had no noms before us, we were all going direct to ceiling, we were all going the other way -- in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received... by mewing incessantly in the superlative degree of howling dog comparison only. - Matty Malaprop