Bad Joke Eel Talks Sports

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Strange though, given that every one of their games starts with an affirmation that love is all. - Matty Malaprop

Their Conversation is a Little Stale...

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Maybe they're both just a little off this afternoon. Oh well. Tomorrow is a bran new day. - Matty Malaprop

Cushioning Your Fall Into Nihilism

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Just don't let your dark thoughts lead to mattresside, alright? - Matty Malaprop

Just Give Him Time; He'll Get Über It

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He just gets like this sometimes, but he always eternal returns to form eventually. - Matty Malaprop