Bad Joke Eel Talks Sports

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Bad Joke Eel Talks Sports
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Strange though, given that every one of their games starts with an affirmation that love is all. - Matty Malaprop

Their Conversation is a Little Stale...

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Their Conversation is a Little Stale...
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Maybe they're both just a little off this afternoon. Oh well. Tomorrow is a bran new day. - Matty Malaprop

Just Give Him Time; He'll Get Über It

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Just Give Him Time; He'll Get Über It
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He just gets like this sometimes, but he always eternal returns to form eventually. - Matty Malaprop

Ain't Nuffin' Gonna Stop My Muffin Top

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Ain't Nuffin' Gonna Stop My Muffin Top
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Clearly this joke is just shamelessly pandering to all the "30 Rock" fans out there. - Matty Malaprop

Cushioning Your Fall Into Nihilism

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Cushioning Your Fall Into Nihilism
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Just don't let your dark thoughts lead to mattresside, alright? - Matty Malaprop