He just gets like this sometimes, but he always eternal returns to form eventually. - Matty Malaprop
Just don't let your dark thoughts lead to mattresside, alright? - Matty Malaprop
Strange though, given that every one of their games starts with an affirmation that love is all. - Matty Malaprop
Maybe they're both just a little off this afternoon. Oh well. Tomorrow is a bran new day. - Matty Malaprop
Clearly this joke is just shamelessly pandering to all the "30 Rock" fans out there. - Matty Malaprop
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