He didn't even feel alive. He was just bearly holding on to his sanity toward the end there. - Matty Malaprop

To think, he was just an average 13-year-old, and now he'll be forever known as a half-diminished 13th. - Matty Malaprop

That's funny, all I want here is the ability to write treble clefs that neatly! - Matty Malaprop

If only I could say the same about cashew... - Matty Malaprop