He Must Be in Prison Often Since His Voice Ain't Ever Free

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He Must Be in Prison Often Since His Voice Ain't Ever Free
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... because his voice is lovely, and he's got a talent for narration, and thus he can charge people lots of money to do voiceover work, and so it's not free, since it costs money... - Matty Malaprop

That's a Lot of Buildup for Such a Little Pun...

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Oh, "Scrubs..." why your network hasn't wiped you from existence yet is utterly beyond me. - Matty Malaprop

That's a Good Way to Raise Attendance

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That's a Good Way to Raise Attendance
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So you're not buying into this whole "God" thing yet? Well, what if we were to sweeten the deal... ? - Matty Malaprop

The Soul Gives Us the Will to Achoose

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The Soul Gives Us the Will to Achoose
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I really wish LPC wouldn't make light of things like this. The nature of the soul is nothing to sneeze at! - Matty Malaprop

That Skit Was Her Hair Pièce de Résistance

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That Skit Was Her Hair Pièce de Résistance
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In my opinion, she's always at her best when her characters are wiiging out. - Matty Malaprop

Man, The Spotlight Does Not Do Him Any Favors

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Man, The Spotlight Does Not Do Him Any Favors
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And here I thought Weird Al was the one who was supposed to be white and nerdy... - Matty Malaprop