That's a Good Way to Raise Attendance

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So you're not buying into this whole "God" thing yet? Well, what if we were to sweeten the deal... ? - Matty Malaprop

Thy Will Be Gandalf

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Seriously, just don't. I can assure you that you definitely DO NOT want to double the Fines of Moria.

You Can Say That Again

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He's also insincere, but that's another story entirely. - Matty Malaprop

Man, The Spotlight Does Not Do Him Any Favors

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And here I thought Weird Al was the one who was supposed to be white and nerdy... - Matty Malaprop

That Skit Was Her Hair Pièce de Résistance

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In my opinion, she's always at her best when her characters are wiiging out. - Matty Malaprop

The Soul Gives Us the Will to Achoose

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I really wish LPC wouldn't make light of things like this. The nature of the soul is nothing to sneeze at! - Matty Malaprop

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