That Skit Was Her Hair Pièce de Résistance

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That Skit Was Her Hair Pièce de Résistance
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In my opinion, she's always at her best when her characters are wiiging out. - Matty Malaprop

He Must Be in Prison Often Since His Voice Ain't Ever Free

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He Must Be in Prison Often Since His Voice Ain't Ever Free
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... because his voice is lovely, and he's got a talent for narration, and thus he can charge people lots of money to do voiceover work, and so it's not free, since it costs money... - Matty Malaprop

That's a Good Way to Raise Attendance

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That's a Good Way to Raise Attendance
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So you're not buying into this whole "God" thing yet? Well, what if we were to sweeten the deal... ? - Matty Malaprop

Pooh Puns

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Pooh Puns
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How many knots could a piglet not knot if a piglet could not knot knots? - Matty Malaprop

Talk About Censor-y Deprivation

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Talk About Censor-y Deprivation
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Do you see what happens, Hitler, when you invade Poland? BLINDNESS HAPPENS. LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES. - Matty Malaprop