Thanks for Chipping Away My Self-Confidence...

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your,lolwut,similar sounding,nacho,not
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Oh come on, don't go and start pouting about it. That's just SUCH a cheesy reaction to this situation. - Matty Malaprop

The Soul Gives Us the Will to Achoose

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soul,its-not,snot,not,liaison,sneezing
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I really wish LPC wouldn't make light of things like this. The nature of the soul is nothing to sneeze at! - Matty Malaprop

Man, The Spotlight Does Not Do Him Any Favors

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eminem,lighting,literalism,not,opposite,slim shady
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And here I thought Weird Al was the one who was supposed to be white and nerdy... - Matty Malaprop

That Skit Was Her Hair Pièce de Résistance

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after,before,kristen wiig,literalism,not,similar sounding,spelling,surname,wig,wiig
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In my opinion, she's always at her best when her characters are wiiging out. - Matty Malaprop

He Must Be in Prison Often Since His Voice Ain't Ever Free

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after,before,behind bars,double meaning,free,Hall of Fame,jail,literalism,Morgan Freeman,not,prison,surname
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... because his voice is lovely, and he's got a talent for narration, and thus he can charge people lots of money to do voiceover work, and so it's not free, since it costs money... - Matty Malaprop

Pooh Puns

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cannot,Hall of Fame,homophone,homophones,knot,not,piglet,pooh,rabbit,winnie the pooh
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How many knots could a piglet not knot if a piglet could not knot knots? - Matty Malaprop