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Seriously, just don't. I can assure you that you definitely DO NOT want to double the Fines of Moria.

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By Kevin Friedemann
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And here I thought Weird Al was the one who was supposed to be white and nerdy... - Matty Malaprop

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... because his voice is lovely, and he's got a talent for narration, and thus he can charge people lots of money to do voiceover work, and so it's not free, since it costs money... - Matty Malaprop

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Via: A-Cious
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Oh come on, don't go and start pouting about it. That's just SUCH a cheesy reaction to this situation. - Matty Malaprop

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