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standing,sign,shoulder,disobedience,misinterpretation,literalism,no
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You're not my real dad, construction crew that put up this sign! - Matty Malaprop

bad answer,german,germans,Hall of Fame,lame joke is lame,nein,nine,no,overly critical,similar sounding
By Evoker
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It takes no of them? Is that like dividing by zero? Color me impressed! - Matty Malaprop

arms,double meaning,fire,firearms,literalism,no,notice,okay face,sign
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All his life he's been engulfed by the pains of discrimination. In college he tried to start a petition to implement firearm protection into his campus constitution, but alas his campaign failed to ignite any interest. - Matty Malaprop

bell,double meaning,homophone,knock knock joke,no,nobel prize,prize
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He also deserves a slap in the face, but maybe that's just me being judgmental... - Matty Malaprop

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