Anybody Got Any Matches?

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... maybe try a search for iLighther and see if that yields more useful results? - Matty Malaprop

A Horse With No Name

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It felt good to be... out-of-office auto-reply? - Matty Malaprop

As You Wish

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Both Look a Little Yoko Onclear to Me

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If that's her "Ono" face, then I'll truly never understand why John Lennon married her... - Matty Malaprop

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

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You're not my real dad, construction crew that put up this sign! - Matty Malaprop

Zippo's Not Down for a Double Header

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Try as he might, Match was unable to ignite any kind of interest from Lighter on their first -- and last -- date. - Matty Malaprop

He Ain't No CoinStar!

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