Admit it: You totally thought of the "Pigeon Man" episode of Hey Arnold! after reading this, didn't you? - Matty Malaprop

It may be the only thing Grumpy Cat approves of, but it is a thing, at least. - Matty Malaprop

F@%$ the system! Slide on you crazy diamond! Et cetera! - Matty Malaprop

You're not my real dad, construction crew that put up this sign! - Matty Malaprop

... maybe try a search for iLighther and see if that yields more useful results? - Matty Malaprop

It felt good to be... out-of-office auto-reply? - Matty Malaprop

Death, or deathly punmanship. There's no winning when those are your options. - Matty Malaprop