I'm sorry, but I simply cannot give this pun my seal of approval because WHERE THE HELL IS BILLY MAYS?? - Matty Malaprop
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You can also call it a scientific marvel, though I suppose that doesn't have much of a ring to it. - Matty Malaprop
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