Some People Just Get No Respect

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Some People Just Get No Respect
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Admit it: You totally thought of the "Pigeon Man" episode of Hey Arnold! after reading this, didn't you? - Matty Malaprop

Tard Approves

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Tard Approves
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It may be the only thing Grumpy Cat approves of, but it is a thing, at least. - Matty Malaprop

Whatever! Whatever! I Do What I Want!

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Whatever! Whatever! I Do What I Want!
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F@%$ the system! Slide on you crazy diamond! Et cetera! - Matty Malaprop

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

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DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
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You're not my real dad, construction crew that put up this sign! - Matty Malaprop

Anybody Got Any Matches?

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Anybody Got Any Matches?
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... maybe try a search for iLighther and see if that yields more useful results? - Matty Malaprop

A Horse With No Name

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A Horse With No Name
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It felt good to be... out-of-office auto-reply? - Matty Malaprop

Seems Like a Fine Reason to Jump, If You Ask Me

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Seems Like a Fine Reason to Jump, If You Ask Me
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Death, or deathly punmanship. There's no winning when those are your options. - Matty Malaprop