He Finally Did it!

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He Finally Did it!
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How's that old saying go again? "Amputation is its own reward?" - Mat- Malapr-

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

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DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
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You're not my real dad, construction crew that put up this sign! - Matty Malaprop

But He Was Born This Way! Lady Gaga Wrote a Song About Him!

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But He Was Born This Way! Lady Gaga Wrote a Song About Him!
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All his life he's been engulfed by the pains of discrimination. In college he tried to start a petition to implement firearm protection into his campus constitution, but alas his campaign failed to ignite any interest. - Matty Malaprop

Whatever! Whatever! I Do What I Want!

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Whatever! Whatever! I Do What I Want!
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F@%$ the system! Slide on you crazy diamond! Et cetera! - Matty Malaprop

Zippo's Not Down for a Double Header

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Zippo's Not Down for a Double Header
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Try as he might, Match was unable to ignite any kind of interest from Lighter on their first -- and last -- date. - Matty Malaprop