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Via: Reddit
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Death, or deathly punmanship. There's no winning when those are your options. - Matty Malaprop

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By Evoker
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It takes no of them? Is that like dividing by zero? Color me impressed! - Matty Malaprop

question answer matches no app store - 6793433344
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... maybe try a search for iLighther and see if that yields more useful results? - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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It may be the only thing Grumpy Cat approves of, but it is a thing, at least. - Matty Malaprop

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By KittehBoy1963 (Via: My Door Sign)
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All his life he's been engulfed by the pains of discrimination. In college he tried to start a petition to implement firearm protection into his campus constitution, but alas his campaign failed to ignite any interest. - Matty Malaprop

hawk hawkers misinterpretation misunderstood no double meaning - 7082596096
Via: Sarchasm Comic
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Admit it: You totally thought of the "Pigeon Man" episode of Hey Arnold! after reading this, didn't you? - Matty Malaprop