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standing,sign,shoulder,disobedience,misinterpretation,literalism,no
By Unknown
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You're not my real dad, construction crew that put up this sign! - Matty Malaprop

double meaning,FAIL,idiom,lighter,literalism,lolwut,match,no,zippo
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Try as he might, Match was unable to ignite any kind of interest from Lighter on their first -- and last -- date. - Matty Malaprop

Bad Joke Eel,body,Hall of Fame,homophones,knows,no,nobody,nose
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You can also call it a scientific marvel, though I suppose that doesn't have much of a ring to it. - Matty Malaprop

sign,printing,disobedience,misinterpretation,slides,no,double meaning
Via: Pleated Jeans
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F@%$ the system! Slide on you crazy diamond! Et cetera! - Matty Malaprop

arms,double meaning,fire,firearms,literalism,no,notice,okay face,sign
By KittehBoy1963 (Via: My Door Sign)
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All his life he's been engulfed by the pains of discrimination. In college he tried to start a petition to implement firearm protection into his campus constitution, but alas his campaign failed to ignite any interest. - Matty Malaprop

cliché,hands,literalism,look,misinterpretation,mom,no,no hands
By Dave (Via: scimoccomics.tumblr.com)
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How's that old saying go again? "Amputation is its own reward?" - Mat- Malapr-

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