I Feel Your Pain, Michael

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I Feel Your Pain, Michael
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For as much as I want to believe Springsteen will be cast in an episode of "Sherlock," I know it's probably hopeless. After all, he wouldn't be a great fit for British television seeing as he was born in the U.S.A. - Matty Malaprop

You Can Find it in a Club Near You

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You Can Find it in a Club Near You
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No, E. L. James, I do NOT ever ever ever want to lick your lollipop. - Matty Malaprop

That Compact Pressure Cooker Sure Uses a Lot of Force...

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That Compact Pressure Cooker Sure Uses a Lot of Force...
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Sorry in advance if the texture's a little odd. Try as I might to improve my culinary finesse, I've always been a bit of a wookie in the kitchen. - Matty Malaprop

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