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By xyzpdq1
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They're so well-mannered, they probably wouldn't even call you out on your ogling! - Matty Malaprop

Van Gogh,van,go,nice,car,starry night,paint job,homophones,literalism,double meaning
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I guess I'm just unlucky. Every time I buy something nice for myself, it always seems to missedeariously disappear... - Matty Malaprop

comic,compliment,double meaning,literalism,nice,shoes,thanks,vans
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Available for a limited time only: Soccer Mom Slip Ons! - Matty Malaprop

knife,nice,prefix,running joke,similar sounding,stab,stable
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I guess this is just further proof that dull people can never appreciate truly sharp wit. - Matty Malaprop

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