I guess I'm just unlucky. Every time I buy something nice for myself, it always seems to missedeariously disappear... - Matty Malaprop
Available for a limited time only: Soccer Mom Slip Ons! - Matty Malaprop
They're so well-mannered, they probably wouldn't even call you out on your ogling! - Matty Malaprop
I guess this is just further proof that dull people can never appreciate truly sharp wit. - Matty Malaprop
See more paneled puniness over at Comixed!
The Best Way to Deal With Spiders
Watch How "Organic Food Experts" React to Being Fed McDonald's ...
Bet You Never Knew the Firelord Was a Jedi
The Internet is Having a Collective Freakout Over Renee Zellweger's ...
Every Game With Customization Options
Wrestler Randy Orton is Out of Control
Barack Obama Gets Told to Back off This Dude's Girlfriend, ...
Be Careful What You're Talking About Right Meow
Some Can't Stomach These Kinds of Conversations
The Sweet Sounds of a Cat Playing a Theremin?
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more