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By xyzpdq1
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They're so well-mannered, they probably wouldn't even call you out on your ogling! - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Available for a limited time only: Soccer Mom Slip Ons! - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Reddit
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I guess I'm just unlucky. Every time I buy something nice for myself, it always seems to missedeariously disappear... - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Eat That Toast
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I guess this is just further proof that dull people can never appreciate truly sharp wit. - Matty Malaprop

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