The Nerve of That Wench!

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So now you're one of the Knights Who Say Greed, eh? - Matty Malaprop

That's Newts to Me

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You'd be cursing too if you were held aleft by some unseen force, I bet. - Matty Malaprop

Sir Isaac Newt-on

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If the newt urinates on his head, does that mean he's excreting a Newt-on-ian fluid? - Matty Malaprop