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Touché, Myriad News Outlets

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Suzanne Collins may have written the novels, but these headlines really just write themselves. - Matty Malaprop

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Touché, Newspaper I Can't Parse Through the Blur

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Just because he's physically small, that doesn't give you any right to make him feel small! - Matty Malaprop

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BEST. HEADLINE. EVER.

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The Hidden Cons of Prophylactics

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Something tells me this truck's payload was released a bit prematurely... - Matty Malaprop

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A Periodical Function

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She Looks Good For a Flying Reptile!

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This Obituary Was Perfectly Executed For a Great Computer Programmer

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