Touché, Myriad News Outlets

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Touché, Myriad News Outlets
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Suzanne Collins may have written the novels, but these headlines really just write themselves. - Matty Malaprop

Touché, Newspaper I Can't Parse Through the Blur

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Touché, Newspaper I Can't Parse Through the Blur
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Just because he's physically small, that doesn't give you any right to make him feel small! - Matty Malaprop

Touché(?), Boston Globe

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Touché(?), Boston Globe
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They were just too worried about passengers blacking out in fear, I guess. - Matty Malaprop

Well, That's One Kind of <em>Head</em>line

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Well, That's One Kind of <em>Head</em>line
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Where would journalism be without puns? Certainly not visiting phallological museums, that's for sure. - Matty Malaprop

Touché, Nameless Probably Small-Town Paper

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Touché, Nameless Probably Small-Town Paper
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Further proof that 99 percent of all soft news articles are just otterly ridiculous. - Matty Malaprop