Touché, Myriad News Outlets

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Suzanne Collins may have written the novels, but these headlines really just write themselves. - Matty Malaprop

Touché, Nameless Probably Small-Town Paper

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Further proof that 99 percent of all soft news articles are just otterly ridiculous. - Matty Malaprop

Putting the 'Noose' in Headline News

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BEST. HEADLINE. EVER.

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The Hidden Cons of Prophylactics

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Something tells me this truck's payload was released a bit prematurely... - Matty Malaprop

Touché, Newspaper I Can't Parse Through the Blur

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Just because he's physically small, that doesn't give you any right to make him feel small! - Matty Malaprop

She Looks Good For a Flying Reptile!

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