They were just too worried about passengers blacking out in fear, I guess. - Matty Malaprop
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Just because he's physically small, that doesn't give you any right to make him feel small! - Matty Malaprop
Where would journalism be without puns? Certainly not visiting phallological museums, that's for sure. - Matty Malaprop
Suzanne Collins may have written the novels, but these headlines really just write themselves. - Matty Malaprop
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