Touché, Newspaper I Can't Parse Through the Blur

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belittling,double meaning,headline,midget,news,newspaper,touché
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Just because he's physically small, that doesn't give you any right to make him feel small! - Matty Malaprop

Touché, Myriad News Outlets

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debut,headlines,Movie,news,newspaper,novels,obvious,Suzanne Collins,hunger games,too easy
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Suzanne Collins may have written the novels, but these headlines really just write themselves. - Matty Malaprop

Touché(?), Boston Globe

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boston globe,contradiction,dark,headline,kept,lights,news,newspaper,touché,worries
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They were just too worried about passengers blacking out in fear, I guess. - Matty Malaprop

The Hidden Cons of Prophylactics

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cargo,contraception,Hall of Fame,headline,innuendo,load,newspaper,payload,spill,truck
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Something tells me this truck's payload was released a bit prematurely... - Matty Malaprop