Touché, Newspaper I Can't Parse Through the Blur

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belittling,double meaning,headline,midget,news,newspaper,touché
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Just because he's physically small, that doesn't give you any right to make him feel small! - Matty Malaprop

My Favorite Morning News Show

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captain america,double meaning,Good Morning America,literalism,news,show,television
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Sure, it's a totally biased program, but with all the sham news on basically every station, I don't mind being shielded from the horrors of diatribes from time to time. - Matty Malaprop

Well, That's One Kind of <em>Head</em>line

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first,headline,human,Iceland,member,museum,news,newspaper,wtf
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Where would journalism be without puns? Certainly not visiting phallological museums, that's for sure. - Matty Malaprop

Touché, Myriad News Outlets

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debut,headlines,Movie,news,newspaper,novels,obvious,Suzanne Collins,hunger games,too easy
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Suzanne Collins may have written the novels, but these headlines really just write themselves. - Matty Malaprop