They Got the Ticker Headline Wrong!

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Clearly what they were trying to say was "SREAKING NEWB REPORTB: OSAMA SIN LADEN DEAD," right? - Matty Malaprop

Touché(?), Boston Globe

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They were just too worried about passengers blacking out in fear, I guess. - Matty Malaprop

Touché, Myriad News Outlets

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Suzanne Collins may have written the novels, but these headlines really just write themselves. - Matty Malaprop