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I don't think U.S. whiskey makers are gonna be able to handle what happens if they start a war with their scottish rivals... - Matty Malaprop

I'm going to hell for this
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Just because he's physically small, that doesn't give you any right to make him feel small! - Matty Malaprop

Fair and Salanced
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Clearly what they were trying to say was "SREAKING NEWB REPORTB: OSAMA SIN LADEN DEAD," right? - Matty Malaprop

greatest. news pun. ever
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Where would journalism be without puns? Certainly not visiting phallological museums, that's for sure. - Matty Malaprop

Via: Nexus of the Universe
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Suzanne Collins may have written the novels, but these headlines really just write themselves. - Matty Malaprop