Just because he's physically small, that doesn't give you any right to make him feel small! - Matty Malaprop
Sure, it's a totally biased program, but with all the sham news on basically every station, I don't mind being shielded from the horrors of diatribes from time to time. - Matty Malaprop
Where would journalism be without puns? Certainly not visiting phallological museums, that's for sure. - Matty Malaprop
Suzanne Collins may have written the novels, but these headlines really just write themselves. - Matty Malaprop
10 Benefits of Having a Cat
Protip: The Bullets Go HORIZONTALLY in the Magazine
Damn It, Google!
So Much for Being Free
We Have No Idea Why We Have to Tell You This!
You Can See Her Accent
War, War Never Changes
Marie is a Huge...
America Officially Challenges Japan to a Robot Duel
Bread Avengers: Getting a Rise Out of Criminals
Pick Your Site Name
Tell us more about it