Touché, Newspaper I Can't Parse Through the Blur

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Just because he's physically small, that doesn't give you any right to make him feel small! - Matty Malaprop

Well, That's One Kind of <em>Head</em>line

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Where would journalism be without puns? Certainly not visiting phallological museums, that's for sure. - Matty Malaprop

ICWUDT, New York Times

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I don't think U.S. whiskey makers are gonna be able to handle what happens if they start a war with their scottish rivals... - Matty Malaprop

They Got the Ticker Headline Wrong!

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Clearly what they were trying to say was "SREAKING NEWB REPORTB: OSAMA SIN LADEN DEAD," right? - Matty Malaprop

I Gnu Before You Even Said it

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I'm terribly upset by the whole affair, but I know you only told me because you had the (wilde)beest intentions. - Matty Malaprop

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