I Gnu Before You Even Said it

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I Gnu Before You Even Said it
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I'm terribly upset by the whole affair, but I know you only told me because you had the (wilde)beest intentions. - Matty Malaprop

ICWUDT, New York Times

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ICWUDT, New York Times
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I don't think U.S. whiskey makers are gonna be able to handle what happens if they start a war with their scottish rivals... - Matty Malaprop

Well, That's One Kind of <em>Head</em>line

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Well, That's One Kind of <em>Head</em>line
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Where would journalism be without puns? Certainly not visiting phallological museums, that's for sure. - Matty Malaprop

Touché(?), Boston Globe

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Touché(?), Boston Globe
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They were just too worried about passengers blacking out in fear, I guess. - Matty Malaprop

Touché, Myriad News Outlets

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Touché, Myriad News Outlets
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Suzanne Collins may have written the novels, but these headlines really just write themselves. - Matty Malaprop