And even when you think they're being honest, it's more likely they're just being ionic. - Matty Malaprop

Class is in session at the School of Fail!

Man must have had a helluva time with mirrors if that was his life's M.O., amirite? - Matty Malaprop

Get that chip off your shoulder, and then maybe we can see if we can make things work. - Matty Malaprop

Got the joke from somehwhere else, Don't remember where...