Well, I'm Not Negative

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Dude, you really ought to keep a better ion those things! - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Always View Your Gas Tank as Half-Full

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Awww, That's No Milky Way to Think!

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It's okay planetary friends! I'm sure you'll all meet someone some day who will galaxy you all for the beautiful celestial beings you are! - Matty Malaprop

Transformative Advice

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But what if I just want to be a Bumblebee? - Matty Malaprop

POLAR BEAR

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When it comes to polarity, there are no wrongs or whites, only positives and negatives. #ThatJokeWasBadAndIFeelBad - Matty Malaprop