This'll Boost Poll Numbers for SURE

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chocolate,rocky road,barack obama,Mitt Romney,mint,similar sounding,names,promotion
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I tend to try and keep my political opinions to myself, but I will say it's a sherbet that I'm voting for Obama this election. - Matty Malaprop

A Pokémall IRL

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mall,names,Pokémon,similar sounding,variations on a theme
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And when you're done shopping, you can always stop at Ash's Kanto Style Delibird for a delicious sandwich! - Matty Malaprop

Pokémemes: Gotta catch 'em LOL!

Pleated Jeans Punimals

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animals,cat,Cats,dolphin,dolphins,double meaning,kangaroo,kangaroos,literalism,names,Owl,owls,platypus,pun names,punny,puns,rattlesnake,rattlesnakes,rhino,rhinos
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Fun fact: Pleated Jeans focus-grouped a more risqué punimal in the form of the womb-at, but it didn't resonate particularly well with his audience, so he cut it from his final version. - Matty Malaprop

I Don't Think That Was the Rationale Behind Planetary Nomenclature, But Sure...

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contents,Hall of Fame,names,nomenclature,planets,uranus
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I don't particularly want to make a fart joke here, so I'll just point out that every post title on this site today has been longer than the title of each post posted before it. ISN'T THAT JUST SO INTERESTING? - Matty Malaprop