Some Horses Never Die...

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Some Horses Never Die...
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The internet grows and changes and evolves literally every second of every day... and yet somehow Harry Potter always remains king. - Matty Malaprop

OKAY I GET IT ANIMALS HAVE PUN-ABLE NAMES BUT PLEASE STOP

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OKAY I GET IT ANIMALS HAVE PUN-ABLE NAMES BUT PLEASE STOP
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I'm not trying to sound catty, but I really do think the Internet's obsession with this pun chain is just totally and completely a bunch of bull. - Matty Malaprop

Sadly, I Have Cousins That Would Do This...

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Sadly, I Have Cousins That Would Do This...
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The only good thing about having redneck cousins like I do is that I can make fun of them on this website and it doesn't matter because THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT INTERNETZ IS. - Matty Malaprop

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The Punmaster's Alphabet

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The Punmaster's Alphabet
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If your stunted intellectual growth permitted an understanding of puns but not the memorization of 26 simple letters, then do I have the visual mnemonic device for you! - Matty Malaprop