Fiber Into You

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I'm just gonna let the Tumblrverse sum up this one for me: "Reduces high blood pressure so your heart can go on." - Matty Malaprop

You Sher Locked Into That One, Emma

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And now you just look so pensive. Watson your mind, honey? Care to talk about it? - Matty Malaprop

Call of Duty

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It's a call I decline 10 times out of 10. - Matty Malaprop

Hell Has Frozen Over

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Meanwhile, residents in nearby Heck are enjoying comfortable temperatures in the mid-60s. - Matty Malaprop

I Would Watch the Sh*t Out of This

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bjorn,bourne,franchise,Hall of Fame,literalism,lolwut,Movie,name,scandinavia,similar sounding,the bourne identity,trilogy
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Can he please eat Matt Damon at the end of the film? That's really the kind of plot twist I'm hoping for here. - Matty Malaprop

You Guys Like Hip-Hop?

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beats,beets,clever,double meaning,fat beats,Hall of Fame,name,phat,product,title
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And all this time, here I was thinking R&B stood for rhythm and blues, when in fact it means rutabagas and beets! - Matty Malaprop