On second thought, please don't answer that... - Matty Malaprop

For those who thought they knew Krysta, I'm sure this picture of Krysta Light was incredibly shocking. - Matty Malaprop

Social Media at its best and worst on Failbook!

It felt good to be... out-of-office auto-reply? - Matty Malaprop

At least she'll be floofy and man's best friend even if her career starts to go down a ruff path! - Matty Malaprop

I can get behind whole college football craze, I guess... but what the hell is with the elephant? - Matty Malaprop

... and those Trekkies are filled with... Data? WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT OH GOD THE HORRIBLE MENTAL IMAGES OH GOD - Matty Malaprop