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excited,homophone,name,sew,shop,sign,so,store
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They're not the kind to nickle and dime you, but they're definitely the kind to needle and thread you. - Matty Malaprop

character,literalism,mike kowalski,monsters inc,name,suffix,surname,tea,teacup
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If I'm going to be incessantly eyed by some cyclopean fiend, he might as well at least taste of delicious chamomile! - Matty Malaprop

Hall of Fame,juan,Mexican,name,one direction,similar sounding,sombrero,spanish,tasteless
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Don't get me wrong; I strongly disagree with America's immigration policies in many ways. But I do agree with doing whatever is necessary to eradicate music from the face of the Earth, so eh. - Matty Malaprop

celery,celine,celine dion,first name,literalism,name,similar sounding
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I'm just gonna let the Tumblrverse sum up this one for me: "Reduces high blood pressure so your heart can go on." - Matty Malaprop

ariel,bold,disney,double meaning,font,italic,literalism,name,The Little Mermaid
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The original image featured Ariel Strikethrough, but it's sadly far too graphic to display on this network. - Matty Malaprop

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