You Shall Not... Eat Cats?

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And for that matter, you might want to think twice before trying to haumph those eagle friends of yours, too. - Matty Malaprop

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Fiber Into You

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I'm just gonna let the Tumblrverse sum up this one for me: "Reduces high blood pressure so your heart can go on." - Matty Malaprop

The Weight Watchers' Guide to Pokémon

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Don't let yourself give in to the Sweet Scent of Regular, lest you want to see yourself Transformed into a Snorlax. - Matty Malaprop

Pokémemes -- gotta catch 'em LOL!

That's One Trick This Dog Can't Be Taught

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Let's just hope he learns to stay down before his owner's brother comes over to meet him, lest we risk seeing yet another fall of Troy. - Matty Malaprop

Hanksy's Marty McFly

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I hear you can kill McFlies with a taser so long as you make sure to jolt them with at least 1.21 gigawatts of power. - Matty Malaprop

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