I guess they're really going to have to rise to the occasion if they want to make this movie work. - Matty Malaprop
It's a call I decline 10 times out of 10. - Matty Malaprop
PRO: This registered sex offender is in the system.
CON: THIS REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER IS IN THE SYSTEM! - Matty Malaprop
It's not a lie if I vaguely but literally state exactly what the picture depicts, right? Right? - Matty Malaprop
In my dreams, this particular establishment is decked out with hundreds of pieces of art depicting the poor admiral drowning. Is that weird or something? - Matty Malaprop
Without the mustache, Swan Ronson would be little more than Swan Bacon to his above inspiration. - Matty Malaprop
I hear you can kill McFlies with a taser so long as you make sure to jolt them with at least 1.21 gigawatts of power. - Matty Malaprop
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