I'm just gonna let the Tumblrverse sum up this one for me: "Reduces high blood pressure so your heart can go on." - Matty Malaprop
And now you just look so pensive. Watson your mind, honey? Care to talk about it? - Matty Malaprop
It's a call I decline 10 times out of 10. - Matty Malaprop
Meanwhile, residents in nearby Heck are enjoying comfortable temperatures in the mid-60s. - Matty Malaprop
Can he please eat Matt Damon at the end of the film? That's really the kind of plot twist I'm hoping for here. - Matty Malaprop
And all this time, here I was thinking R&B stood for rhythm and blues, when in fact it means rutabagas and beets! - Matty Malaprop
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