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celery,celine,celine dion,first name,literalism,name,similar sounding
Via: Punblr
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I'm just gonna let the Tumblrverse sum up this one for me: "Reduces high blood pressure so your heart can go on." - Matty Malaprop

facebook,gymnastics,longform,looking,name,nastia liukin,nasty,olympics,rimshot,similar sounding,surname
By Unknown
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Strangely, Liukin bears a strong resemblance to Nastasya Filipovna from Dostoevsky's The Idiot. This fact made this particular incident a field day for Russian reporters, who humiliated Liukin with such gruesome newspaper headlines as: "Idiot Nastia Lookin' Filipovna flippin' ova on uneven bars." - Matty Malaprop

brand,brand name,cracker,double meaning,literalism,name,putting on the ritz,ritz,song
Via: Reddit
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OMG GENIUS IDEA OF THE DAY: POUTINE ON THE RITZ. BRB GOING TO MAKE FOOD HISTORY!!! - Matty Malaprop

double meaning,gander,go,goose,literalism,name,origin,root,take
By Unknown
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Seriously, you don't know the meaning of "the brink of death" until your nose is getting nipped at by an aggravated goose. - Matty Malaprop

classic,double meaning,geology,Hall of Fame,hard,name,punk,question,rock,test,three,types
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Other acceptable answers include: Indie, space, glam, folk, alt, noise and butt. - Matty Malaprop

a boat,about,literalism,name,similar sounding,time
By ray677
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Aboat time you learned to swim, right? Because I'm about to throw you overboard for naming your boat Aboat Time. - Matty Malaprop

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