Haters gonna hate, and I can assure you I'm a hater when it comes to MLP. - Matty Malaprop

Brohoof! Join the herd!

I'm sorry, Punmasters. The Bronies made me post this. I'm deeply ashamed and am now off to commit seppuku. - Matty Malaprop

Friendship may be magic, but flamethrower's also a special-type attack, and I'd wager it's even more effective. - Matty malaprop

OMG U GUIZ IT'S A HORSE-DRAWN HORSE-DRAWN CARRIAGE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Okay fine so maybe it's not that funny but I still chuckled so screw all of you! - Matty Malaprop

David Caruso, meet My Little Pony. My Little Pony, meet David Caruso. I think you're all going to get along splendidly. - Matty Malaprop

It just makes so much sense. And Derpy Hooves can even play Steve Tyler for that inevitable rock/rap crossover hit! - Matty Malaprop