I Bet That's Secretly Coffee

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I pity the fool who thinks you can get good tea from most primarily-coffee-oriented cafés. - Matty Malaprop

I Pity the Fool...

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...who uses a different provider.

Mr Tea

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B.A. Baracus Brewed

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Pity Da Fool That Doesn't Have Coverage

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I Pity the Brew

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Mr. Tee

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He pities the fool who can't make laundry art as good as this. - Matty Malaprop