I Bet That's Secretly Coffee

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branding,literalism,tea,mr t,cup,homophone
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I pity the fool who thinks you can get good tea from most primarily-coffee-oriented cafés. - Matty Malaprop

I Pity the Fool...

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...who uses a different provider.

Mr. Tee

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He pities the fool who can't make laundry art as good as this. - Matty Malaprop