All's fair in love, chess and a dystopian, extraterrestrial-ridden nightmare land. - Matty Malaprop
I don't know why Captain Falcon felt the need to wipe the peregrine off this poor bird's face, but I guess its moment of defeat is still preferable to when doves cry? - Matty Malaprop
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It really is quite amazing, the way all that copypasta she eats goes straight to her backside. - Matty Malaprop
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