Have you herd Ludacow's latest single? It's totally bovine! - Matty Malaprop

Failbook? More like WINbook, amirite?

It really is quite amazing, the way all that copypasta she eats goes straight to her backside. - Matty Malaprop

All's fair in love, chess and a dystopian, extraterrestrial-ridden nightmare land. - Matty Malaprop

I don't know why Captain Falcon felt the need to wipe the peregrine off this poor bird's face, but I guess its moment of defeat is still preferable to when doves cry? - Matty Malaprop

Something tells me Falcon Kick is probably ineffectual when you can't see your legs... - Matty Malaprop