Hate to Break it to You, But Your Mama's Dead

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Hate to Break it to You, But Your Mama's Dead
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Also, you may be the cutest spider in existence, but I'm still going to stomp the sh*t out of you if I ever see you on the street.

Love, Matty Malaprop

Sadly, I Have Cousins That Would Do This...

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Sadly, I Have Cousins That Would Do This...
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The only good thing about having redneck cousins like I do is that I can make fun of them on this website and it doesn't matter because THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT INTERNETZ IS. - Matty Malaprop

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