Also, you may be the cutest spider in existence, but I'm still going to stomp the sh*t out of you if I ever see you on the street.

Love, Matty Malaprop

The only good thing about having redneck cousins like I do is that I can make fun of them on this website and it doesn't matter because THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT INTERNETZ IS. - Matty Malaprop

Lol by ericsigurdson

... AKA Mary Freeman? - Matty Malaprop