Strangely though, even post-transformation you're still significantly less slimy than she is... #thelowblowstheycomesoeasy - Matty Malaprop
It cut my adventuring life short, just like I did that tree with that herring. - Matty Malaprop
So now you're one of the Knights Who Say Greed, eh? - Matty Malaprop
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