Reason Number 1,307,248 Not to Trust Craigslist

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Reason Number 1,307,248 Not to Trust Craigslist
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The part of her ad this comic doesn't show is the creepiest part of all: "I've got the love of a thousand hearts to give you, and I can offer you ass for days..." - Matty Malaprop

But Have You Invoked the Right of Parlay?

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But Have You Invoked the Right of Parlay?
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And WHY is the rum gone? And for that matter, give me your keys, idiot. - Matty Malaprop

This Kid Has the World at His Feet

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This Kid Has the World at His Feet
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What, were you expecting some sort of child dictator image? That's just absurd. - Matty Malaprop

Only You...

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Only You...
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You can't prevent the ever-increasing data plan charges though, so don't even bother getting your hopes up. - Matty Malaprop

Dora the Explorer

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Dora the Explorer
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There's room enough inside her trunk for all the backpacks in the world. That sounds way worse written out than it did in my head. - Matty Malaprop