THE SCHEDULE SAYS 9:13 A.M. AND YET IT ALWAYS SHOWS UP AT 9:09 A.M. AND MY LIFE IS JUST A LIE :((((((((((((((( - Matty Malaprop
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I guess you're just going to have to learn to control your emotions and find some alt means of coping. - Matty Malaprop
I sure hope this search doesn't evolve into a wild goose chase... - Matty Malaprop
As if the end of the roll wasn't already hard enough to find! - Matty Malaprop
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