How to Get a Hot Date

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Wait, it's that easy? THEN HOW HAVE I BEEN SINGLE FOR SO LONG????? - Matty Malaprop

OMG A LEAKED PIC OF KATE MIDDLETON TOPLESS!!

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It's an old joke, but it never gets old to me! - Matty Malaprop

Facebook Gold!

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What, you wer expecting some sort of witty conversation? ON FACEBOOK? HOW NAIVE ARE YOU? - Matty Malaprop

Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!

Photographic Evidence of Water on Mercury

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Turns out it was there all along; we just needed to let Mercury ride its bicycle first in order to work up a sweat! - Matty Malaprop

Topless Photo of the Dutchess of Cambridge

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It's the schtick that keeps giving. - Matty Malaprop