What, you wer expecting some sort of witty conversation? ON FACEBOOK? HOW NAIVE ARE YOU? - Matty Malaprop

Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!

Turns out it was there all along; we just needed to let Mercury ride its bicycle first in order to work up a sweat! - Matty Malaprop

It's the schtick that keeps giving. - Matty Malaprop

It's an old joke, but it never gets old to me! - Matty Malaprop

Wait, it's that easy? THEN HOW HAVE I BEEN SINGLE FOR SO LONG????? - Matty Malaprop