I'm not sure about how all of you feel, but this joke is just gold in my mind. - Matty Malaprop
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I tend to try and keep my political opinions to myself, but I will say it's a sherbet that I'm voting for Obama this election. - Matty Malaprop
... or else you'll end the day all pepperminted with perforations! - Matty Malaprop
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