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Nothing like mint to freshen up your day a bit. Rinse the toxins away and leave yourself fresh and rejuvenated with these minty puns and jokes

lolbeeen lolbeeen
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By lolbeeen (Via promotionalproductsandideas.com)
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TheAnonymousArAB TheAnonymousArAB
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This'll Boost Poll Numbers for SURE

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By TheAnonymousArAB
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I tend to try and keep my political opinions to myself, but I will say it's a sherbet that I'm voting for Obama this election. - Matty Malaprop

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MoonriseHowl MoonriseHowl
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So That's Why the Taste is So Strong...

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By MoonriseHowl
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Spearmint and chewing tobacco apparently operate under the same basic mouth-cutting addictive principles... THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE. - Matty Malaprop

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Fatalyze Fatalyze
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Let's Just Hope You Aren't a Thin Mint...

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By Fatalyze (Via fatalyze.deviantart.com)
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... or else you'll end the day all pepperminted with perforations! - Matty Malaprop

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Puns Puns
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This Brochure Appears to be in Mint Condition!

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I'm not sure about how all of you feel, but this joke is just gold in my mind. - Matty Malaprop

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Kaylendra Kaylendra
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By Kaylendra
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