Let's just say he's intimately familiar with the problems attached to cramming canaries into coal mines. - Matty Malaprop
I mean, look at it this way. We can be miserable down here, ore we can try and stay headlight-hearted about the whole matter, amirite? - Matty Malaprop
There's gold in them there frills! - Matty Malaprop
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