I Was Just Trying to Lighten the Mood!

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I mean, look at it this way. We can be miserable down here, ore we can try and stay headlight-hearted about the whole matter, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

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She May Be Hot, But Her Personality is Rather Chile

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There's gold in them there frills! - Matty Malaprop

And Here I Was Hoping He'd Say Miner Threat

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He Knows From Experience

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Let's just say he's intimately familiar with the problems attached to cramming canaries into coal mines. - Matty Malaprop