And so these are the Elite Four? OH MY GOD I'M SO GOOD AT THIS POKéPUN THING I'M PATTING MYSELF ON THE BACK RIGHT NOW. - Matty Malaprop
Actually, Lili Elbe kinda sounds like a good mutant nickname. LILY ELBOW, whose power is shooting flowers out of her elb-OH WAIT that's actually really lame... - Matty Malaprop
I thought it just made you a well-adjusted human being, but maybe I missed the memo? - Matty Malaprop
I'm sorry, but where's my main cat LeVar Burton in this picture? I WANT TO READ AND I WANT THERE TO BE RAINBOWS WHILE I'M DOING IT THANKYOUVERYMUCH. - Matty Malaprop
The production company definitely took a gamble with this one, but thanks to extremely positive critical reception, every person involved in the project is now living like a king!
Is that an evening shower in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? - Matty Malaprop
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