Actually, Lili Elbe kinda sounds like a good mutant nickname. LILY ELBOW, whose power is shooting flowers out of her elb-OH WAIT that's actually really lame... - Matty Malaprop
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I thought it just made you a well-adjusted human being, but maybe I missed the memo? - Matty Malaprop
And here we have further evidence in support of proper comma use, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop
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