And here we have further evidence in support of proper comma use, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

I'm sorry, but where's my main cat LeVar Burton in this picture? I WANT TO READ AND I WANT THERE TO BE RAINBOWS WHILE I'M DOING IT THANKYOUVERYMUCH. - Matty Malaprop

I thought it just made you a well-adjusted human being, but maybe I missed the memo? - Matty Malaprop

Is that an evening shower in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? - Matty Malaprop

Actually, Lili Elbe kinda sounds like a good mutant nickname. LILY ELBOW, whose power is shooting flowers out of her elb-OH WAIT that's actually really lame... - Matty Malaprop

And so these are the Elite Four? OH MY GOD I'M SO GOOD AT THIS POKéPUN THING I'M PATTING MYSELF ON THE BACK RIGHT NOW. - Matty Malaprop