When you've got friends as nice as these two, your regular average Joe really just doesn't cut the mustard. - Matty Malaprop

After years of prime ribbing back and forth, these two protein-pulsing foes finally had enough, and each meat became determined to beat the other. #innuendOH! - Matty Malaprop

Meteor impacts like this one are medium-rare!

Putting the Han in hanukkah

Oh! an exquisite gentleman indeed