He's More Sour Than Sweet

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He's More Sour Than Sweet
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You don't even want to know what he proceeded to say about the poor bastard's mother. - Matty Malaprop

It's Only Because He Admires Your Curves

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It's Only Because He Admires Your Curves
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Sometimes you just need someone to walk with on the mean streets... because you're dead in the middle of oncoming traffic and whatnot, and it's nice to have a human shield standing by. - Matty Malaprop

I Was Lion When I Said There Was a Witch in Your Wardrobe, Too

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I Was Lion When I Said There Was a Witch in Your Wardrobe, Too
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Seriously woman, get off his breastplate! Can't a guy head to the tavern ONCE A WEEK without you knowing his every move in the process? - Matty Malaprop