It sounds like this poor bird really egrets ever leaving you. I guess it just goes to show that love is always fight or flight. - Matty Malaprop
Are you sure that doesn't go against the Facebook ToS agreement? I only ask out of concern! - Matty Malaprop
I mean, sure, this isn't how the business cat meme works at all, but maybe the OP was just high on nip? - Matty Malaprop
The tumbler, on the other hand, would have no problems keeping the present you contained. - Matty Malaprop
No, seriously, this comic is my life. And my middle name is STEVEN. GET OUT OF MY HEAD COMIC CREATOR!! - Matty Malaprop
Looks like somebody's weedin' dirty... - Matty Malaprop
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