Or Does Everything?

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deep thought,garbage,graffiti,mattress
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I'm Butter, Too

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mattress,toast,jelly,jealous,slang,shorthand,thematic
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It's a pretty sweet mattress, to be sure, but the way it crunches whenever a cinnaman is over is a little awkward... - Matty Malaprop

Down in the Dumps Furniture

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chair,pun,mattress
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By Unknown
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Cushioning Your Fall Into Nihilism

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nothing really matters,similar sounding,really,nothing,mattress
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Just don't let your dark thoughts lead to mattresside, alright? - Matty Malaprop

Mama, The Day Has Just Begun, So Why Do You Wanna Sleep It All Away?

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bohemian rhapsody,lyrics,mattress,napping,nothing really matters,parody,Pillow,queen,sleeping,song
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The Pun War Begins on the Curb

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puns,free stuff,mattress,funny
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