Just don't let your dark thoughts lead to mattresside, alright? - Matty Malaprop

It may just be a twin, but you'll never feel alone thanks to ALL THE INCESSANT SELF-LOATHING IT SPEWS AT ALL HOURS OF THE DAY GOD MAN SNAP OUT OF IT AND GET A LIFE!! - Matty Malaprop

It's a pretty sweet mattress, to be sure, but the way it crunches whenever a cinnaman is over is a little awkward... - Matty Malaprop