Better Than Divided Islam I Suppose

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Better Than Divided Islam I Suppose
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With all the internal turmoil happening over in the Middle East, I worry their faith system might be stuck at square root one. - Matty Malaprop

Okay, I Admit It, I Don't Understand.

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Okay, I Admit It, I Don't Understand.
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Someone please explain it to me? HOW IS THIS A PUN? WHAT DOES IT MEAN? OH GOD HOW I REGRET SPENDING ALL OF MY TIME IN PRE-CALC LISTENING TO BRIGHT EYES AND TURNING PERFECT CIRCLES INTO CRYING EMO FACES IN MY TEXT BOOK. - Matty Malaprop

Hessian Matrix

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Hessian Matrix
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Punmaster Kenny says: "Them Hessians were a determinant of the American Revolutionary War."

Agreed, Kenny, agreed. And while I admire their efforts on the whole, I really do think their whole approach to the conflict was a bit too two-dimensional to be truly effective. - Matty Malaprop

Looks Like Somebody's a Derivative That Wants to Lay Tangent to Her Curves...

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Looks Like Somebody's a Derivative That Wants to Lay Tangent to Her Curves...
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... aaaaaaaaaaand this is why I majored in English. My sweet nothings don't require solving for variables, hollaaaaaa! - Matty Malaprop