Every Mathematician's Bling Dream

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For added fun, try blinging out your girlfriend's sunflower broach with these suckers! Recursive accessorizing FTW! - Matty Malaprop

You Put the Variable in the Equation And...

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A relationship...

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...for geeks.

Math is Fun

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Especially when you employ it for completely ridiculous and unnecessary purposes. - Matty Malaprop

Okay, I Admit It, I Don't Understand.

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Someone please explain it to me? HOW IS THIS A PUN? WHAT DOES IT MEAN? OH GOD HOW I REGRET SPENDING ALL OF MY TIME IN PRE-CALC LISTENING TO BRIGHT EYES AND TURNING PERFECT CIRCLES INTO CRYING EMO FACES IN MY TEXT BOOK. - Matty Malaprop

Hessian Matrix

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Punmaster Kenny says: "Them Hessians were a determinant of the American Revolutionary War."

Agreed, Kenny, agreed. And while I admire their efforts on the whole, I really do think their whole approach to the conflict was a bit too two-dimensional to be truly effective. - Matty Malaprop

Mathness

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