He barks all night and he sleeps all day!
... it's actually really annoying, to be quite honest with you. - Matty Malaprop
On the EVE of Black Friday, 2805, everything changed... - Matty Malaprop
Dear Athetits, if God doesn't exist, how me a horse learned computer hacking? - Matty Malaprop
OHMYGODUGUIZ I GOT IT. I AM LEGEND-AS-MUSICAL A LA DR. HORRIBLE'S SINGALONG BLOG. WE'RE ALL GONNA BE RICH PUNMASTERS. RICH! - Matty Malaprop