Skull Kid used to be one of Link's connections, but he decided he was better off masking his identity under a less obvious pseudonym. - Matty Malaprop

Get over here and play a video game!

Q: What did Charlie Brownson's friends and family experience at his funeral?

A: Good grief. - Matty Malaprop

[knock knock] Ash! [knock knock] Ash! [knock knock] Ash! ... etc. - Matty Malaprop

Not sure if dark comedy or darkest, most soul-devouring comedy of all time... - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster thenameless1 says: "Life, liberty and the pursuit of bounties."

The D is silent, anyway. - Matty Malaprop

I would pay an absurd amount of money just to see the Toy Story toys do the snapping thing, not gonna lie... - Matty Malaprop

Maybe my taste is just too picky, but a lovely Italian meal sounds a lot more appealing to me than a night at the Ackbar. - Matty Malaprop