Don't Underestimate His Family's Lily Pad Estate, Though!

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You can't be too ribbitter when you marry into a family that could by all the flies in the Everglades, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Here Comes the Bride

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Punmaster WinterLove111 says: "Choose carefully..."

Why choose? Just tie the knot and let your lifeblood bleed out slowly! - Matty Malaprop

A Tasty Reminder of Your New Fate!

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A wedding cake is a beautifully-tasty way to remind someone of death!

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