As Long As You Don't Call Me Late for Dinner

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File under: Jokes My Father Told Me When I Was Young That I Never Really Understood... - Matty Malaprop

Cloudy Skies Across the Nation

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But my home state of Montana remains Barret and Aerith as always, which means it's likely gonna be another Sephiroth forest fire season again this year... - Matty Malaprop

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