If you mustache a man why he would feel a fondness for his facial hair, then you'll probably never truly understand. - Matty Malaprop
Well you can't argue with the fact that this is perfectly in keeping with Bruce Wayne's typical crime-fighting M.O.: When in doubt, hit the sumb*tch. - Matty Malaprop
I have the weirdest... well, you get the idea. - Matty Malaprop
Or maybe vice versa, when it's that time of the month? - Matty Malaprop
Is a lion. Is funny.
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