Nanananana...

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Well you can't argue with the fact that this is perfectly in keeping with Bruce Wayne's typical crime-fighting M.O.: When in doubt, hit the sumb*tch. - Matty Malaprop

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KAWAIIIIIIIIIII

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Awwwwwwwwwwwww Saru-tan that bow makes you look JUST LIKE Hello Kitty and it's soooooooo cuuuuuute! - Matty Malaprop

Natalie Portman

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I have the weirdest... well, you get the idea. - Matty Malaprop

Just Don't Take His Gumdrop Buttons

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Sure, he's delicious, but that still doesn't account for his lack of soul. - Matty Malaprop

Let's Not Be Discriminatory Here...

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It could also be a gingerbread woman! But that still doesn't mean it has a soul. - Matty Malaprop

In Honor of No-Shave November

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If you mustache a man why he would feel a fondness for his facial hair, then you'll probably never truly understand. - Matty Malaprop