SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KAWAIIIIIIIIIII

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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KAWAIIIIIIIIIII
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Awwwwwwwwwwwww Saru-tan that bow makes you look JUST LIKE Hello Kitty and it's soooooooo cuuuuuute! - Matty Malaprop

In Honor of No-Shave November

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In Honor of No-Shave November
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If you mustache a man why he would feel a fondness for his facial hair, then you'll probably never truly understand. - Matty Malaprop

Your Dog Days Are Just Beginning

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Your Dog Days Are Just Beginning
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So it attracts mutts to men like Axe attracts obscene amounts of money to miserable advertisements? - Matty Malaprop

Natalie Portman

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Natalie Portman
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I have the weirdest... well, you get the idea. - Matty Malaprop

Just Don't Take His Gumdrop Buttons

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Just Don't Take His Gumdrop Buttons
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Sure, he's delicious, but that still doesn't account for his lack of soul. - Matty Malaprop