Awwwwwwwwwwwww Saru-tan that bow makes you look JUST LIKE Hello Kitty and it's soooooooo cuuuuuute! - Matty Malaprop
Sure, he's delicious, but that still doesn't account for his lack of soul. - Matty Malaprop
If you mustache a man why he would feel a fondness for his facial hair, then you'll probably never truly understand. - Matty Malaprop
So it attracts mutts to men like Axe attracts obscene amounts of money to miserable advertisements? - Matty Malaprop
It could also be a gingerbread woman! But that still doesn't mean it has a soul. - Matty Malaprop
Now THAT is how you express a mood! - Matty Malaprop
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