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Which, if you've never had that kind of sex, let me just be the first to tell you it's like WOAH. #morethanyouwantedtoknowaboutyourfriendlyneighborhoodpunmaster'ssexlife #longesthashtagever - Matty Malaprop
Despite the critical success of Black Swan, Fox Searchlight wouldn't shell out the same kind of budget for a sequel... and, well, this is the best Aronofsky could come up with. - Matty Malaprop
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